Let’s talk about Jensen Huang’s many affairs!
TL;DR
Usually, we'd be offering to answer your questions about a news event, but honestly we don't really have any answers about what the hell is going on over at Nvidia. I can't speak for Nilay but at the rate Jensen Huang's new mistresses are dropping, I am concerned we are approaching an affair Singularity. If things don't decelerate soon, we may be looking at existential risk. Maybe the future of AI really does depend on Jensen's sex life, but not in the way I was thinking!
Nauti's Take
Treat this as a source-quality check. The exaggerated language, truncated summary, and lack of primary evidence are enough to stop the private claims from entering an AI workflow as facts.
Open the full article, separate satire from reporting, and carry forward only claims about chips, China, or regulation that are supported by multiple credible sources.
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